Kakeru Manabe

blackrangerboi @ 2009-02-16T14:58:00

2009-02-16T21:05:04Z

What's up guys? While you all have been lame and lazy, I went out and got off my butt. That's right. This awesome ranger got himself a job.

No more being poor, no more being lazy talking to you nerds. That's right. I am a man after all!! And a man MUST earn the DOUGH! or something like that.

If you can guess the job I'll buy you something cheap. But if not YOU MUST buy me something expensive. It's totally fair, right?

Chillin and killin

2009-02-05T18:51:43Z

Hanging with Emmett was so awesome. We so ticked off posy the whole weekend. Of course she didn't kill me because I'm so charming and handsome. My dazzling looks just made her swoon. The coolest part about hanging with them was GUESS WHO WE MET!!! fffffff

THat's right. The one the only BLACK RANGER OF AWESOME!!!! He gave me his autograph and everything. It was just so badass like for real real. You seriously don't know how much I died seeing him.

Oh yeah I'm chillin with My darling Pink ranger today. I wonder what he has planned. Can't be anything good if I know him. He's such a trouble maker.

Oh new people whats up! Tell your stories. Tell your goals idk just introduce yourself.

blackrangerboi @ 2009-01-29T13:22:00

2009-01-29T19:25:45Z

Everyone I have an announcement to say.

HUUUUUGGBEEEEEEEES

That is all.

No really, I'm just bored. Since when id this place just up and die so easily?

Story time with Kakeru.

2009-01-22T20:49:58Z

Yes it is I, Manabe Kakeru. I bring you a new story. One to bring tears to your sad miserable lives.

The Poor Miserable Princess.

There once lived a beautiful but depressed princess in a big horrible castle. She was so depressed every day and couldn't live. She was dull and boring and just didn't know what to with herself. All her friends left her. Her parents abandoned her, and some man painted her room black to make her world become black as well.

For the longest time she was alone. She had no one to turn to and she just was a mess. Countless times she tried killing herself. Countless times the beautiful princess would commit death upon herself because the pain was just too hard to cope with.

One day this princess met a very handsome knight in black robes. He told her he was the black knight of [insert the furuba school name here]. He was on his way to save a nearby town from danger. Once he saw this princess he couldn't help but stay by her side. She told him her whole life story. The Knight listened to the whole thing even if listening was a HUGE burden on him.

The knight gave her wisdom on how to be amazing and beautiful to shine brighter then anyone. Soon the Princess looked like this and she was very thankful. The Knight laid a kiss down on her beautiful cheek and road off into the sunset in a very manly way while the princess awaited for his manly self to return one day. She was smitten with that handsome Knight.

THE END

Wasn't that so touching? I felt myself starting to cry while reading it over. That Knight must have looked so amazing and handsome. I bet that princess wanted to marry the hell out of that man.

Yes yes I will accept all your stars and praise for my amazing talent. Don't be shy.

The answer to solve all your problems.

2009-01-17T20:39:22Z

So Yuki, you know girl yuki? Yeah her she wanted me to name off ten people I find attractive.

Well since I know you all are curious I mean I am a pretty hard individual to understand, being so mysterious and all. I decided to let you all in on it.

I should be doing this seeing as how I have me rep to protect, but since I am feeling so generous and all I suppose just this one time won't do any harm.

So starting from ten We have~...
10. Princess Ariel
9. Usagi Tsukino
8. ~~Princess~~ Alice
7. ~~Princess~~ Kairi
6. Princess Estelle
5. Princess Aurora
4. Princess Jasmine
3. Princess Zelda
2. Princess Daisy
1. Princess Toadstool Peach

Not really in any order.

Edit: HELP SOMEONE. BLACK RANGER DOWN! DFJSNVDJK it's always the black ranger that dies first. damn racist.

heh heh... screwed.

2009-01-12T19:15:19Z

So um... yeah I don't have children. I don't have a lovely wife.

I am screwed beyond screwed.

I remember why I feel that pit in my stomach. Excuse me while I hide in a corner and stuff...

blackrangerboi @ 2009-01-08T20:18:00

2009-01-09T02:20:22Z

MANABE CHIKA DID YOU RUN AWAY AGAIN?! YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW BOY! DON'T MAKE ME GET YOUR MOTHER!

Oh why can't chika be sweet like my darling Yuuuu-chan~

Yuuuuu-chan still loves daddy, yes?

Woah...

2009-01-06T20:14:50Z

That has got to be .. like the worse dream I have ever had, seriously.

Okay so I'm at this party right? Minding my own business being super fly and stuff like always. Then out of nowhere Bel pops the fuck out of no where.

Then like he starts talking about playing a game with me and I didn't want any of that so I smoothly made my way away from him and took of running. Well he followed me and chases me around.

I finally found a place to hide but he found me and caught me. Then he started I don't even know playing tic tac toe on my back with a knife. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! NO ONE EVEN TRIED TO SAVE ME! Some dream friends you guys are.

Worst dream. EVER.

Oh right we got new people YO WHAT'S UP NEW PEOPLE.

Edit:... Great.. Just Great! Now I'm bruised from falling off the bed. My arm hurts.

blackrangerboi @ 2008-12-30T22:48:00

2008-12-31T05:28:57Z

OKAY EVERYONE. I AM REALLY BORED RIGHT NOW.

WHO WANTS TO HANG OUT~?

Yeah um...

2008-12-26T04:16:49Z

Heh um.. Santa, I'm I guess flattered and all that you find me attractive, but....

Heh.. I don't think I will wear this.... ever. So um... yeah.. What?

In other news. I got everyone a gift but you'll have to come find me to get them, lazy bums.

Also, Zacky looks cute with that santa hat on. She only tried to eat it after I took the picture.

edit: ATTENTION ALL BRAWL DEFENSE FORCE MEMBERS.

I NOW DECLARE WAR AGAINST KAMINA AND ANYONE WHO DECIDES TO FOLLOW BEHIND HIS CRUEL SICK BASTARDIOUS WAYS!!!!!!! IF YOU DO NOT JOIN YOU WILL ALSO BECOME MY ENEMY!!!!!!

blackrangerboi @ 2008-12-18T16:02:00

2008-12-18T22:17:52Z

Guess who was bored today? Go on guess. I'll even give you a clue. Someone amazingly handsome who is Black Ranger of Justice.

Really? You give up? Okay if you must know it's me. And because I was bored I made icons, because that's what all the cool kids do when they are bored.
GakuberryA lot
Winry A lot.
Ed Like 8
Alleycat One. Deal with it bro.

On another note. Me and Joujou are going to go Christmas shopping. Ideas for rich people would be helpful, and also if you want to join feel free to ask. I ain't paying for lunch though.

Sign ups cause I'm bored.

2008-12-10T00:04:21Z

WELCOME TO BRAWL'S DEFENSE FORCE.

Okay so Being a brawldefence force ranger is srs bisness, I need more rangers.

Sofar we have down that

Black is Me.
Red is Edward.
Blue is Gakuto.
Pink is Joshua
and Orange is Neku-chan♥.

Of course to protect brawl we need more rangers.

so

!SIGN UP HERE!

Comment and tell me what qualities you have at being a great ranger to protect the citizens of everywhere I say.

ONLY YOU CAN ~~prevent forest fires~~ HELP MAKE THIS PLACE A MORE SAFE ENVIRONMENT.

ADDITIONS!
Green is Allleycat♥
Gold is KAMINA THE GREAT.
Magenta is SAKURA~CHAN♥
White is WINRY♥ MY PRINCESS.
Yellow is DAVIS OR w/e his name is. yo.
Light Blue is WATA-CHANNNNNN~
Purple is Yuri~
Brown is Mr. Ranburn!
Beige is vashy the ~~girl~~ None girl.
Gray is OLDER!ED~♥
Light Green is LILY MY DARLING WITCH~♥
Salmon is BADOU~♥ TEE HEE.
Dark Orange IS SKBVJDBNKJNFKSB GOKU!!!!!
Dark pink of beauty is YOKO the fast firing sexy princess of hot.
Violet is face dude.
SINCE I AM TOO LAZY TO CODE THAT AMERICA GETS TO BE RED WHITE AND BLUE Just because he's america.
Lilac for the whiny singing kid.
Turquoise is FAIFAI~♥

So um..

2008-11-23T22:46:56Z

Did I for some odd reason get really really drunk?

I woke up in some hospital room. These nurses are staring at me like I'm crazy and or homeless. ... They did give me a nice meal though. Mmmmmmmm soup and cookies.

ED IF YOU GOT ME DRUNK AND LEFT ME HERE I'M KICKING YOUR ASS.. okay no one actually believes I can do that. Shou quit lying to yourself.

blackrangerboi @ 2008-11-21T11:24:00

2008-11-21T17:26:21Z

I haven't the slightest clue where I am. Whoever lives here is very irresponsible. They are keeping a lion. I'm sure Father would not bring me to a place like this.

The owner of this home does not even own any books. Comics do not count at all. He must have taken me hostage from Father.

Or maybe this is a test. Yes a test. Father wants to know if I can handle a stressful situation like being lost and kidnapped.

blackrangerboi @ 2008-11-16T18:02:00

2008-11-17T00:08:10Z

Chilling with ed even if he's practically lifeless is the best thing ever. He's such a riot. I think I can count how many times Winry bashed me over the head if I had five hands. Obviously her wrench abuse is done out of love. No really, if you squint really hard you can see this huge bump she left on my head in the shape of a heart.

I bet my baby Zacky-chan missed her papa♥♥♥

edit: Blue is so damn warm! Seriously. sbjfkbsfnfjk She let me cuddle her and touch her belly nbjksnjkbnkkskjf WHY ARE WOLVES SO ADORABLE!

Yo yo I need yo money

2008-11-11T18:58:20Z

I don't want to hear any of you bitching about money. Even super heroes have their bad days. ;~;

On another note. Ed is fun to mess with now that he can't exactly swing at me very well.

Harrassment

2008-11-07T04:22:40Z

I feel empty inside. I haven't bothered Akaya in it seems like days. That is just not cool at all.

Alas. I found these amazing fanarts of you Akaya. ;D Very much faping worthy. Seriously Unf unf unf~

Akaya~ You should have cosplayed some of these pictures for Halloween. You would have gotten better candy. ;D And I really hope you turn into a girl some time soon~ ;D Unf unf unf.

Also Gakuto. If you want to see me you should come here.

~Bored~

2008-11-03T23:02:58Z

Yo new brawlers. What is up. No need to feel intimidated by my sheer awesomeness and awesomeability. I don't blame you. My name is Manabe Kakeru. Treat me well ;D~

OH OH AND I'M BLACK. DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO TAKE MY TITLE.

Anyways I'm bored out of my mind so here have a meme.

ANON MEME
Comment anything anon like crushes or something.
You don't HAVE to be anon but it's more fun that way.
Knock yourselves out.

Lol

2008-10-17T03:07:45Z

Welcome all to brawl. It is nice to have so many new faces running around~♥ Have fun and don't piss off anyone with magical power

Speaking of beautiful faces, Princess Mello~

I had NO idea you loved chocolate that much~ You should tell me these things baby ;D

Also ANY OF YOU HIT ON GAKUTO AND I WILL BUG YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES. not that I won't do that already but still.

Man I'm bored.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE♥

2008-10-14T17:11:25Z

LAST NIGHT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY WHOLE ENTIRE NIGHT

♥8D♥ I FEEL SO AMAZING~! SFKJBNFJKBNFKBSJBNKJS OMG DKASJNBJFBNSKFBNSFJKBNSFJK YAYYY FOR LIFEEEEEE!!!!!

N-No... t-this can't be.

2008-10-07T21:27:25Z

Noooooooooo!

W-why would anyone.. do something like this... W-why would the power rangers steer me wrong?

I-I need a moment.. I think.... I-I think my life is over..

Might as well come clean

2008-10-05T22:32:24Z

I totally lost the bet yesterday. With the thoughts of being bent over a desk and Kenya and Gakuto in mini skirts wearing pink striped panties.

I totally lost the competition. Looks like you guys can mark me down, but on the bright side I TOTALLY PWNED BOBBY/o/

I'm with Fai right now totally kicking his ass in Mario. No one can defeat me in mario. I'm the mother fucking Mario Champ Yo!

Also I need to fill up my week next week cause I feel like it and if anyone asks any questions I'll annoy them for all eternity with questions right back at them.

Monday:N/A
Tuesday: Dancing with Mitsuru♥
Wednesday:Helping Kenya with homework
Thursday: Going out with Joshua cause he's giving me free cookies.
Friday: Helping Kenya with homework What a procrastinating loser.
Saturday:YUKI-CHAN FOR ICECREAMM
Sunday:HANGING OUT WITH CHOCOLATE BEAR!

BTW War with Yuushi is over. I still hate him though and also AKAYA/HAINE Is totally my OTP ;D

Lame lame lame

2008-10-02T17:49:08Z

EDWARD ELRIC FAILS AT LIFE AND HE SUCKS AND HE'S STUPID AND SMELLY AND ABUSIVE!

I can barely even walk I'm hurt so bad. I got bruises on my bruises on my bruises. My head hurts, my arms hurts my chest hurts my legs hurt. Every bone in my body aches.

I don't think I'll last through any more training sessions. I might die soon. Woe is me. D:

At least I can bring Zack taylor-chan here to comfort me as I die laying here in the grass cause I can't even pick myself up.

I think I might have to get that cane I'm always talking about. Now I know how Grampa Bobby feels.

ED YOU FUCKING SUCK! I HATE YOU ;~;

OH RIGHT! HELLO NEW CHILLUNS. WELCOME TO BRAWL! /o/ I WON'T BITE SO DON'T WORRY. ;D Unless you want me to bite you that is. ♥

He can make it on his own.

2008-09-27T07:49:59Z

GUYS I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEONE SPECIAL.
LIL BRUDDER

HE HAS THE HEART OF A CHAMPION.
AND ONE DAY HE WILL BECOME A QUARTER BACK AND THROW FOR TWO THOUSAND YARDS!
DON'T CRY FOR HIM. HE CAN MAKE IT ON HIS OWN.
Click herefor the Lil brudder theme song. It's so touching! ;~;! He..He's just so amazing!

YOU CAN MAKE IT LIL BRUDDER. AHAHAHAHA I bet you all are crying now. He sure knows how to tug at your heart strings. ... He's .. He's just such a trooper! Working that... one leg.

blackrangerboi @ 2008-09-16T17:07:00

2008-09-16T22:11:07Z

Hey, Mosquito. Remember all those scars I gave you?

I think I'll open them up again.

That's what you get for defiling the Prince. Ushishishi.

Edit: ...I don't feel anything.